Good morning everyone. I see it’s a busy morning!!
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Good morning Emeraldgreen! Hope today is a red letter day for you and yours.
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Not sure on the meaning of a red letter day, but I’ll take it!!
Hope you feel better soon
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Meaning of red-letter day in English
a special, happy, and important day that you will always remember: The day my wife said “I do” was a red-letter day for me.
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I’d love a red letter day!! Thank you 
We all need red letter days in our life
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Good morning everyone
Happy Thursday
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Good morning bro!
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Good morning @MoBilly and the rest of my green room friends! I hope everyone is having a great day so far!
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I don’t fold it in half for anyone. 
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I hear duck eggs are good but they love to dirty the drinking water so you kind of have a little extra workload compared to chickens. I’m not 100% on this but I’ve heard it before.
I like the heritage birds. I have a couple different breeds. I had a couple roosters but had to get rid of them as they didnt protect the flock but more like left the ladies to hang out to dry haha. The neighbors ended up eating them.
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I wanna try an ostrich egg one day! They are so hard you gotta saw the top off you dont crack them! I think one video said its equivalent to 2 dozen or more eggs depending on the size and usually 3lbs each. Id hate to be the one to take it from that big bird tho! Lol
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You are 100% correct. They will get a mouthful of dirt and grass (or feed) and walk right to their drinking water to kind of filter the food in their beaks.
You have to change out the water at least twice a day. That water is the major thing that I don’t like about ducks. Their shit stinks to high heaven too.
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DUDE be careful what you wish for.
I’m 1/2 South African soo Ostrich eggs were a thing for family gatherings when we could find them. There is an ostrich farm in my province so as long as you reserve them in advance you can get them.
You need a power drill to get into them, and then it’s well over a dozen eggs at once.
Usually you drill a large hole at the bottom, and a small hole at the top. You blow out the yolk via the top hole and yes it makes a funny sound.
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How do they taste though, compared to a chicken egg?
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One time and old girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So i did it three times and punched her in the mouth. Lol
I joke, ladies, i joke!!!
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You are pulling those jokes from the 60’s
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I know, i know. Oldies but goodies.
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Here is one for you:
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?” The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.” Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”
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Little Johnny jokes were plentiful back in the day, lol
Johnny was in first grade class, teacher handed out the little milk cartons. When she got to Johnny’s desk and put the milk carton on the corner, Johnny says get that shit off my desk, I don’t fucking drink that! Teacher was shocked, called the principle in next day to see… same scenario, she hesitates, but places the milk carton on the desk, Johnny says Biatch, I told ya don’t be putting that shit on my fucking desk! Principle calls the father in next day and they stand in the back of class when the teacher puts it on Johnny’s desk, he goes ballistic… I done told ya twice cunt, don’t put that shit on my fucking desk! The teacher and principle both start saying. you see what he did? Dad says ‘well don’t give the little fucker any’!
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Johnny n Susie were playing in the front yard, parents didn’t think anything about it until they heard a scream out front. They ran out and see Johnny rolling around on the ground, blood spurting, holding his genitals area. Susie standing there with a tear running down her cheek…‘What happened? Why is Johnny screaming’!? Susie says, Well, Johnny wanted to play park his truck in my garage, and when the rear wheels wouldn’t fit, I cut em off!
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