I’ve pushed her buttons a few times over the years and found out what she can do. lol But nothing she does (yet) has done any real/serious damage to me…
although, lol there was that one time with a steak knife
gotta tell the story now, lol
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The key word is yet………
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When the 3 sons were 6-7-8 I filled up all four of our (yeah I had one also!) water guns with ice cold water. You know the ones with the pump tank on top? Any way, we snuck into the bedroom one morning at dawn, surrounded the bed, I yanked the covers back and all four of us let her have it…
When she got her fingers unstuck from the ceiling, she commenced to throwing stuff. I’m talking anything and everything that wasn’t nailed down. As I pushed the three boys ahead of me out the door and down the hall, she followed, grabbing & throwing whatever came to hand. The boys were all laughing trying to look back while I’m trying to shield em and getting beaned with everything. The alarm clock hit me in the back of my head, face popped off alarm going off hands spinning, As we ran out the front door, she’s still throwing everything in the house at us. as we ran around the back of the travel trailer, a steak knife hit the corner and stuck, right beside me. lol
Now that mighta hurt!
We all laugh about it now but she locked us out for hours! To repeat would be mean, but it was a helluva funny prank at the time!
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I figure I’m safe now, lol got too old and stove up to be pranking her.
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There’s always the old farts standby prank…
“Hey, pull my finger!”.
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She ain’t goin for it! 
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You just gotta be creative…
Think of something else she can pull…
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I think I’ll pass… especially since she just read that and told me if I did, she might do a lorena Bobbitt on me! She says she won’t tell em where to find it, either! 
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I forgot she reads this nonsense!
A guy shouldn’t post while this wasted. My apologies for such a crude joke…
Bad MO! Bad bad MO!
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She said tell ya, she’s heard a heckuva lot worse over the years… says you forget who she’s married to!
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I wonder why izzit, that whenever i come in the house i find it impossible to not get buzzed. It dont matter what ive been doing. I went grocery shopping, brought the bags in the house and headed for the cannabis cave. Before putting the food away. Hell, if i go to the frickin mailbox, soon as i get inside, I hit the Cannabis Cave. Whats up wit dat?
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Ain’t nuttin wrong with that, my friend! Sounds like ya joining Rose n me!
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Setting a bowl on fire, as we speak.
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Halfway through thisun, lol.
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Watching my OKC Thunder play the Memphis Grizzlies. Pretty good game.
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I’m fixing to load a bowl of resin with a little bud on top…
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I will take another blast with you, my brother. I am smoking a little of the Chunky Junky, mixed with a little Bubba Kush and a bit of ground up well dried hash left over from last night. I be’s WAY WASTED, right now.
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…or something like that?!
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Rose just finished off the 3-way mix in the bowl and is headed to fixin up another one!
I gotta join her outta self defense! That’s my story n I’m stickin to it!
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