Moon phases and growing cannabis

No, I definitely want to hear about your mystic crap horns and deer bladders stuffed with flowers.

I too use a magic mystical substance to make my plants grow better. It’s called “fertilizer”.

Stuffing a skull with bark and burying it won’t fix your problems because, and I need you to hear this above all else, magic isn’t real.

Stir in some eye of newt, a drop of your blood, and a rat’s tail, and you might be onto something.