Thank you, gentles all. Since I avoid the Shark Tank this is as close as I come to a dog fight.
Here’s the thing. These are living beings. As with humans, influences can be subtle, indirect, multivariate and even derivative. If your grow is big enough to be influenced by tiny statistical differences of moonlight and gravity, there are probably counterbalancing pressures to conform to schedules not listed in the almanac. Shipping, delivery, employment, supply chain, sales season etc.
On the flip side, believing, even erroneously, that there is magic in a relationship may raise interest, curiosity and feelings of agency and power. Confidence is not measurable, nor is it negligible.
Rage on! Overgrow! Keep it human.