lol no I am a chronically terrible speller, I have been corrected my whole life. I exaggerate for humor. No worries. 
I always thought that was so everyone would go to Greenland thinking it was nice, avoiding Iceland because it sounds icy, and the people in Iceland would have the nice place all to themselves haha.
Brilliant! I could actually see that happening.
True technically you are right lol, I can not even pronounce it right,if I attempt Newfoundland in one word always comes out New"fin"land. But I am a terrible speller, learned my words off of t.v more than books. Helps to see them spelled out that is for sure.
Itās ok brother, I lived there and canāt pronounce it right without 6 Keithās and a joint. At least according to the locals 
Now that I know that, if I hear you speak in real life I want to get high and listen to speak in that Newfoundland accent lol you guys kind of have your own acoustical take on the English language. lol
LOVED playing that in school!
My kids still play that here for āāshits and gigglesāā!
(Yes-pun intended!)
MOHER-F****!!
WTF is THAT???
Iād seriously wet myself and scream like a 2 year old if that thing was anywhere near me!!!
Awww, spiders are sweet though! Just imagine them as little puppies! Remember, they have no interest in bothering you 
Raunchy Joke of the Day (from our son)
Guy goes to his weekly therapy appointmentā¦
Patient: Doc, I have a new problemā¦ every time I go to the Delicatessen, I want to stick my dick in the pickle slicer!
Psychologist: Thatās awful!
Donāt even THINK about doing that!
Pay close attention to those feelings, and Iāll see you next week.
The week goes by, and he returns to therapyā¦
Patient: Well Doc- I did what you said. I paid attention to my feelingsā¦ but when I went back to the Deli- I couldnāt hold back!
I did it!
I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer!!
Psychologist:- Dear God man-- didnāt hat hurt??
Patient:- Hell no!!
It was Great!
I Loved itā¦
ā¦ pretty sure she enjoyed it tooā¦
I want to make a brine joke but itās not quite gelling.
We have recluse and black widows hereā¦spiders have always freaked me out.
Iām better than I used to be about itā¦ But the big ones, or jumpers still give me the willies!!
Fun fact @Lady.Zandra63 , Wolf spiders eat Black Widows, Brown Recluse and Scorpions Also donāt spin webs.
Good to know! We have those too!!