I’m offended by this.
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Offended by this too. Please stop posting such offensive things it will make me cry.
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SURE!
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@Oldjoints once at a family dinner my sisters dog Octavian was being a brat under the table so I firmly said: “If it doesn’t put the lotion on it’s skin then it get’s the hose!”.
My sister was all “What?..” and then out of nowhere my Dad turned to my sister and joined in saying “It’s what happens.”
She got even more confused so I repeated myself and my dad then continued and turned the whole ordeal into a Three Stooges “Who’s on First?” routine, where rather than explaining baseball convolutedly we explained “HOW” it must get the hose if it doesn’t skin lotion.
This went on for 5 minutes until my sister was an exact mix of fuming mad and about to cry when my Mum chimed in: “WILL YOU BOTH STOP SILENCE OF THE LAMBING MY ONLY DAUGHTER.”
We burst out laughing and my sister remained confused.
Good times!
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