And did you know there’s apparently going to be a professional rugby league in the U.S. Men’s and women’s, equal pay.
That orange cat looks to murder someone in their sleep.
now THAT’S a prime piece of real-estate!!!
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
•If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. PRESTO! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
•Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
•Avoid arguments about the toilet seat…Use the sink.
•For high blood pressure sufferers~~ Simply cut yourself and bleed a few minutes., thus reducing the pressure on your veins. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
•A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
•If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough at all.
•You only need 2 tools in life…
…WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use WD-40…If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.
•Remember- Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
•If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
AND A DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES…NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Now that’s not funny - but it is a VERY NICE reminder! Thanks
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