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What if I make both about myself?
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Fuck n dumb bitch. Tat looks like it was drawn with a crayola.
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At the same time to the same people?
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“I know a guy with a penis soooo big, he passes out from brain blood loss before he achieves an erection”
Like that?
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I’m very comfortable with my appendage and will make any joke that fits the situation because that’s the kind of guy I am 
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I reckon I’m my own favorite comedian…
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When I eat shellfish my tongue swells up 3 times normal size
My wife feeds it to me every night.
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Hard outta likes. 
Very poorly expressed on my part. I was going for 2 dicks on one person, one large, one small. Let’s call it a system failure… HA!
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Everybody, as fun and easily as the jokes are exploding out of my head, I’m gonna have to be the one to suggest we grow up. Like the extra penis on @motas forehead 
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When I call someone a dick face it’s usually just a euphemism.
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Oh now it’s a face measuring contest?
Legendary closing post.
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