This has NOTHING to do with erotic calendars.
You’re a pathetic excuse for a serpent don’t point that tongue at me why don’t you go slither away somewhere 
I’d make the team for sure.
Yes, I admit it, though somewhat pathetically.
Mrs. mota doesn’t think my serpent is pathetic. An excuse perhaps, but not one that is pathetic. She’s quite empathetic. Me too, but without the “em.”
Which fork?
Because people are so mean. They just force me to slither off somewhere else. Kind of slimy of them.
Aha! Technical snake shaming foul! Not slimey at all.
Outta likes.
This reminds me of a Bob Newhart skit about doing self surgery. Maybe that’s where he got the idea!
Damn. And I thought that might slip through.
Yep, just a week or so ago I was a bit late picking someone up because of this. Worse is they cross them stop to look at you.
that second part is easy, i do it all the time. slowing it down is impressive though.
