I totally agree. Other Land Rover drivers should be made aware of this fantabulous opportunity in every way possible!
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100% good use of public health care. It has my full support. Theyāll probably drive smaller cars and drive better too.
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If that were to happen, if they began driving smaller cars and drove them more safely (does that qualify as ābetter?ā), would the promised penis enlargement happen with no human intervention?! This could actually save the NHS needed resources!
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I think itās fair to say that 90% of all societal strife is caused by small penises. Change the world one enlargement at a time.
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Iām not sure exactly how the procedure is done, but a possible side benefit is it could reduce the amount of obesity in the world. I mean, the enlargement āstuffingā has to come from somewhereā¦
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Itās just breadcrumbs and chicken stock I think. At least thatās what I remember from my procedure.
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Iām sure the chicken stock was kosher, and the breadcrumbs were panko. You know, in the spirit of global unity.
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Itās just like stuffing a turkey except no celery because thatās gross. Donāt be gross.
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Iām never gross. Iām always fine.
I agree. Lumpy bits like celery make for a lumpy bit dick. Lumpy for her pleasure?
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How come Saturn gets all the jewellery then?
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Didnāt I read Youranus has jewelry, itās just invisible to the naked eye. Perhaps thankfully!
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Visible ONLY to a naked eye.
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Of course itās only visible to the naked eye post enlargement! How silly of me to forget there is a bigger picture.
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As an aside, people do this on purpose. They get little silicone beads implanted under their skin to achieve the same effect.
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Gullet stimulation.
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Of course! Just shove it down your throat!
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