Non Political Things That Make You Go Hmmm.. *reborn* (Part 6)

Thats like california prices. Wild

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I saw a house that was burned down to the foundation for a million dollars and this was 5 years ago.

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As a certified fool, me no like. Me want resolution. Me want prices be reasonable.

Me want eat jeff bezos (apolitically)

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At one of the apartment complexes I used to work at, there were two married couples who had separated but still lived together because it was too expensive to live apart. In both cases, they were one bedroom apartments with the bedroom and full bath upstairs. The woman occupied the upstairs in both cases. This was more than a decade ago in a pricey suburb.

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Spit roasted he might be ok.

But really, it’s crazy.

It’s made even worse because interest rates are so high that the amount a bank will give you for a mortgage is a fraction of what it was 5 years ago.

In order to even play at all I’d need 500k in hand just to get started. Forget the old ways of saving for a down payment.

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The rent is too damn high!

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Is there anything that is cheaper than it ā€œshouldā€ be?

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Yeah, my weed :joy:

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Theres that

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But that’s only if you don’t include my labour.

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And i put so much damn love into my stuff, how much do i charge for that? Roughly 200 per g of love

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That’s about what a sperm bank will give you if you can prove your pedigree.

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Well, there’s me, I’m cheaper than I should be. Feel free to interpret that as you like. I’m flexible. lol (1)

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I’m not cheap. I just don’t feel the pull for fancy western consumer items.

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I will take 2 please

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If only we could mass produce @mota

The world would be a better place. But he’d have to live on an assembly line.

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Won’t be inexpensive. Just cheap.

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I’ll give you $3 for your left bicep. No negotiating. Take it or leave it.

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No no, they’d just be the knockoffs. I’d be able to do things. No idea wtf that would be, but I could do 'em!

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In Zimbabwe dollars

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