Non Political Things That Make You Go Hmmm.. *reborn* (Part 6)

Moota brand, available at a discount on cyber Monday only.

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Well doesn’t that just burn my potatoes!

YOUR FREE TRIAL TO KNEECAPS HAS ENDED

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If you cooked those with any process involving your left bicep my offer has just dropped significantly.

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What left bicep? It’s part of breakfast. Slice thin.

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Parmota ham.

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If you could just hear me emota onstage! I think they call it chewing the scenery. I’m hungry, but really…

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If you want to acquire scenery for chewing you now must use self checkout.

And pay for bags.

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Outta likes.

Can’'t bring my own bags?

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You are opening a shitstorm. Close the box. Walk away slowly.

Fucking bags I now have to carry along with my straw grumble grumble.

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Sorry about that. Obviously, I wouldn’t want to have to carry bags along with my straw grumble grumble. That’s a situation calling for a box.

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If you don’t recycle that box I will subject you to moral scorn. (Not true, I hate that shit.)

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I used to hang out at a Philippino pool hall and their food was amazing and unknown. Most bars/pool halls have deep fryers. This one had a wok.

And it was fantastic. The house cues were shit though.

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IMO, there is no other worthy of notice. (I know.)

Where’s there a house cue that’s not!

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Mrs Foreigner and I have very different ideas on the merits of recycling. We have learned to agree to disagree.

I remember as a kid I used to get paid to recycle. Now I’m supposed to do it as some kind of moral imperative. So my question is who is turning a cut and why isn’t it me?

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You are simply not wealthy enough.

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Well, it’s a question of reasonable priorities. Children no. House no. Travelling the world yes. Fancy grow gear yes. Fancy delicious food and eating in restaurants yes.

Sometimes you make decisions and sometimes they are made for us. But I’ll take 3 weeks in the tropics as a consolation prize for sure.

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Hope he’s got a scuba tank…and wearing brown pants!

Uhm…isn’t that like an American saying that ā€˜ā€˜more Black’s own property in Michigan than actual American People’’.??