It’s the whatever that scares me…I’m ok with holding hands!
Well we can discuss the whatever and put it in writing. Hand holding: non negotiable.
My wife is giving me the go ahead…I told her we were just hand holding friends…no “whatever” is going on.
Lying to your wife is never a good idea.
Just don’t get @JohnnyPotseed involved.
I guess it was bound to happen eventually! 
I’ll write her a letter stating it’s no big deal.
Watch This Hilarious Snow Blower Fail
From The Weather Channel iPhone App
You can put it all in the same letter, save stamps.
Dear Mrs. Pete….
You forgot the “Canuckistan” part…don’t want her to think I’m double cheating.
Canada post is pretty good so you’ve got 2-3 days to get your story straight
“I swear it’s this freak Foreigner from my weed board.”
I somehow think this is fake.
At least the eye brows are, anyways.
@CanuckistanPete = stolen sexual valour
@CanuckistanPete keeps his dirty images in alphabetical order. Starting with Adele and ending with Zena
“Zena” is an X. But I still agree. He’s an alphabetizer. You should see his spice rack.
I’ve heard he has a spicy rack. I’m not really sure I want to see it.
It’s the cayenne. Filed under “c”
