Only funny made up strain names. Go crazy! Vote at end

List 3 per post.

3 month old Roadkill raccoon funk
Punch your wall wife beater haze
tampon crotch rot red

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There is already an Epstein Island strain.

https://www.greatlakesgenetics.com/product/black-market-breeders-epsteins-island-13-seeds/

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Lmfao go figure… Ill edit

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Could swap out Epsteins island for Diddys house jk lol :joy:

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My boy called one of his crosses “Newsom4President” to insult the “fuck your feelings” crowd :joy:. I always thought that was pretty funny

He also mixed up some seeds & found a nice stray bean sitting on a counter, he grew it out to identify it and still couldn’t. He called it “Countertop Cush” which I also thought was kinda funny. The Cush with a C also makes me kinda LOL

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I really expected more from you guys lol…

Ball gag breath
sticky Yeast infection fruit
Leather zipper face og

Had a cut of Jack #1 years ago, called it
Bitch Slap Jack

Pretty sure I’ve seen a cat piss cross recently called R. Kelly

I remember when Gods Pussy won one of the cannabis cups years ago. They thought it was offensive, so they didn’t give the actual contestant/growers credit and instead gave the credit to Subcool for making the cross

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They already have Sleepy Joe lol

1.Let go of my purse OG
2.Hey that’s not your wife kush
3.please get off me haze

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“Oh shit”

Genetic makeup
Bodhi’s Instant Karma x Mr.Nice Shit

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Did I get some on me?
Pillow fart
Neutered OG

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Lol pillow fart.
I wonder if there’s a Dutch oven strain lmfao.

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Calk banger
Bish hands
Nob gobbler
Gas tax
MCGA (make Canada great again)
CU-Later

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^more of this!

Rusty red trombone
Tush kushion ( a real inda couch strain)
Squirting kuter (a resin laden strain)

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monkey paste
dribblin willy
fanny gusher

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Mail Order Bride - feminized Thai x Caramel Cream. Hybrid with a real funky smell of Taco Bell. Above average but not top shelf.
Red Headed Hippie - Regular seeds Thai × Red GSC. A cross of my two best strains but it’s only an average hybrid.

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I have a (pheno) I call Szechuan diapers

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Ruined handjob
Duct tape face
Hilary’s cooter

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i would dive into Hilary’s cooter

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