lol got stopped one night pulled out of the parking lot without my headlights on my car was known in town so local dick pulled me over he said why arent your headlights on i explained i had just left the parking lot after using the phone booth to call me bookie and dealer 
god i loved fuking withe the locals its was a small town he asked for my registration so in to the glove box i went when what do you know a baggie fell out he couldnt get over to that side of the car fast enuf but it was a baggie full of rubber bands…lol apparently he isnt smart enuf to know i NEVER EVER carried…lol
another night i got pulled for a bald tire how he saw it was bald is beyond me but anyway id been at a friends smoking and snortin no alchohol tho come to find out my liscence was suspended so on go the cuffs and into the back of the cruiser he went to search my van and while he was doing this i remembered i had a nice bud and a 1/4 g or so in an empty marlboro pack along with a taped up dollar bill and a single edged razor blade i was like ohhhh shit…im so f%$#ed when we get to the station but and i dont know how i was able to get in the bottom of my coat pocket and get the blow to my mouth wrapper and all chewed it up the bud i shoved down into the seat and off to the station we go any ways he searched me and found the cig pack with the dollar and razor and asked when i was doing with that i said well wayne…we were on a first name basis lol its like this you get to drinkin and roll up and tape a dollar bill lol i thought he was going to strip search me he did however make me take a breath test i passed cause i hadnt been drinking so there was a bond feee of $15 that i didnt have so i called my friend id been partyin with to bring me some cash she came and proceded to take me home as we started up the hill away from the station i told her to stop so i could get my weed back i walked back down the hill and retrieved my pot it was way to good for him to find and smoke local cops are such dipshits sometime geeez i have many more edventures withe the local constabulatory whe i was younger