Smoking as kids from a coke can pipe. You know the kind. Well officer asshole rolls up and sees some youth out in a neighborhood after dark (wasn’t even late, maybe 7:45pm?) and decides to exercise his right to be an asshole. I’m holding the coke can we’ve been smoking from, so I turn the bowl part towards my chest and start pretending to sip from it, holding my thumb over the bowl and first finger over the carb to try and keep the smell in. He asks what we’re doing and I tell him “well, we were having a nice walk” which he didn’t like. Informs us there’s “always a smart ass in the group.” Tells me to step to the back of the car for a search. So I casually as possible hand the can to my friend and go to the rear of his squad car. Tells me to put my hands on the car then tells me to “spread em” like he was a little too eager to feel up a teenager. So naturally, i jut my hips out and I start wiggling my hips and ass at him as he gives me the pat down. I’m from a part of the country where even still, gay people are seen as “abominations unto the lord” and this fella reeked of the type of prejudice you inherit from a childhood filled with slurs and hate slung by adults ill-prepared to rear kids. I couldn’t resist pushing his buttons, and he couldn’t get his hands off me fast enough. He told us to go home, so we finished our walk and didn’t go home. Friend had an ounce in her pocket, other friend had the coke can pipe, pretending to sip with a pinky up 
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