It isn’t about “harsh vibes” plain matter-of-fact speaking may just appear that way. There’s opinions, and there’s misinformation.
It isn’t an organic-synthetic debate, either. 33 years of growing but can’t master mixing a 1 part powder into water? Hydroponic growing isn’t rocket science and is in many ways less complicated than maintaining a worm farm.
If everything is a “magic bullet”, nothing is a magic bullet. You want more trichomes and heavier flowers? More light, add P and K. Use bat guano if you want, the plant doesn’t care how it gets those elements, just that it gets it.
Let’s see those pictures of the red-soda plants.