Pigeonman's 2025 Outdoors Grow: A Descent into GrEeN MaDnEsS 🌱

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Alright a few surprise projects happened today after Canada Post failed me with setting up some parcels today so I gotta try again tomorrow. Not impressed at all.

So to remind y’all here’s the top of the Chinese Elm tree after I hacked off it’s tops.

The pile of tops:

The inspiration came like a :zap: as I dragged one long branch out to clip into the fire-pit…

…and Mrs P and I using a fuck load of quick ties later we attached all the tops to the t-bars on the property line I installed to continue to make the living wild :grapes: fence and now they have a lot more natural material to grow up and into!

I spray painted all the cut ends because I really do not want these cuts rooting. Chinese Elm are a pain with how fast they can get so while I’m okay with 1 on the property I will kill any one that fucking dares.

Once we finished this I ran off to take my niece to her mid-day appointment which she did enjoy and was surprised to find a chocolate chip cookie sitting in her seat when she got back to the car.

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Just as her appointment was ending though a buddy got in touch responding to my needing help with anyone with a truck. He’s an electrician and turned out to be working in the area so could help when he was done.

Turned out that everything aligned perfectly; the seller for what I needed a truck for was available right after my friend completed on site AND NOW I HAVE THIS!!!

:bomb: 1000L rain tank :bomb:

The 208 litre barrel has no lid so I can quick fill either 5gal buckets or 2gal watering cans. I’ll fill it from the tank as with any other of the other barrels through the backyard.

I made sure to do some research regarding where I bought this from as many people lie about the contents with these.

I bought them from a candy gummy manufacturer and the seller specifically left on all the original contents labels when imported as an added insurance for us users that it was never something like motor oil or some other product you absolutely do not want used with any plants that you intend to consume.

Gummy factory + tapioca totally checks out.

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Now I need to clean this thing out a little, build a cap for the top opening, and get an attachment that’ll let me connect a garden hose to the big-ass spigot on the bottom of the tank and I’m rocking more water than I prob would need.

But it’s never a problem to have excess controlled water resources available when you have 3 ponds and a shit tonne of plants.

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And because the buddy that helped me get this thing to my house is a huge air-soft player I’ve decided to throw some coin at getting some decommissioned military surplus camouflage netting to cover the whole thing up.

Friend Visiting: “Hey nice water tank!”
Me: “What water tank…?”

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And the outdoor plants are stable as of a few days ago and are now growing vigerously in 1gal nursery pots.

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ohhh man beutiful pics and great dreadlocks, how long to grow? here I grow mine for 6 years

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Mine are just babies lol

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Ahh, the cat, the food for the cats food, and the cats food. Nice collection, :rofl:

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Lot’s of rolling up supplies for the yard yesterday up in Udora!

This row of cedar trees is about 20-30 feet tall and I only own a 10" chainsaw so it’s slow and steady.

The area I’m clearing.

Mrs P took some me working shots.

The larger sections that are too heavy with water inside to load on top of the car yesterday got left on the old deck frame.

All the green matter from the felled wood in a pile to dry out and burn later.

I gotta say this little Micra has been a real trooper with my bullshit! :rofl:

Inside are a pile of cedar logs already stripped of their bark, around 8 1/2 cinder blocks, and all the tools brought to do the deeds.

The 80km drive back to the big city brought a lot of funny looks as our tiny city car brought back a forest from the north.

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All the wood when taken off the car looks a lot bigger when you are not surrounded by 30ft tall trees.

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All those logs look fantastic around the claw-foot tub.

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And the 1/2 cinder blocks.

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I’m gonna start working on the frame for the patio today but need to go and get some tiber screws to put it all together.

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I swear it’s a disorder getting shit done the way it do when on top of a task.




I need more wood.

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I took in progress shots and will share soon as i have a rest and rehydrate.

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Main posts up, balancing in the cinder blocks.

Then the back 2 were cut about 8" shorter and also balanced in cinder blocks.

I shaved off some of the end to flatten it…

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…with my Grandfathers garden :hocho: .

They were then balanced up there and I bolted down the thicker top crossovers with the upright beams and used 3" construction screws for the smaller stuff.

One by one the top beams got screwed in place until I ran out of them.

The last 2 pieced left were used as secondary cross beams going from the tall end to the shorter end.

I’m going to shore it up even more when I get more materials this weekend when I cut down more of those trees needing felling for my sis on Sunday.

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The bases of each post are in the holes of 2 cinder blocks and will be filled with river stone to stabilize them once I get down to the lake and fill up a bag and walk back up that hill to earn it!

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Everything went outside again today as it hit 20c. But its going down to 5c ao fleece it is.

I also got another carload of free flagstone today! Another few runs like these last 2 and i’ll have enough for the path.

Then i gotta mark the path, move the stones keeping them in order, cut away the dead sod, level and grade the path, lay down landscaping cloth, put the stones back, add a boarder of large lakestones and then fill in the cracks with small lake stone!

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You’ve got quite the extensive minifarm setup. Truly a multidimensional botany-fest. Enjoy that realm of your creation.

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Thanks @Omphaloskepsis !

It’s not raining today so I’m planning on taking more shots to share later today.

On a great note the cannabis plants for outdoors are loving their time already outside getting beefier every day.

@THCeed hows your yard after that wonderful spring rain?

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We didn’t get very much rain at all over here. Had to water everything with some stinky rain water from the barrel, LOL. It’s been crazy crazy week for me. That’s why I haven’t been on here much leaving tomorrow to go up North for 5 days hoping to get a few things posted this evening before I do.

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I feel this. I woke up tues at 6am and got into a cleaning mode and by 2pm I had to crash a bit because I did 3 days worth of general house to-do’s in that time because Mrs P was out of town and I didn’t have a distraction to stop me. :rofl:

Literally I was doing my 4th load of laundry when I decided “fuck these rugs are dirty” so then the 5th load was all the runners and stair rugs… which then revealed the dust of the floors so then that was 3 floors of sweeping and mopping added.

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I call it ADHD bingo where you do a task that reveals other tasks and then the brain picks which task is the next BINGO to move onto!

We got enough rain to nearly fill a 55gal barrel over the period. I’m moving my tropical plants outside as of today because I want the wasps to kill all those insects and it’s not full sun so it’s safe to do so!

Basketball tonight for you? Shoot some hoops and then drive up north with the fam after a good nights sleep?

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OMG’s Mrs P just shared these pics with me and I think she’s trying to tell me something so I made them into a GIF to share with y’all!

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I always have trouble sleeping the night before our trip somewhere.

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When I head to the airport it’s almost always like 5am. I set an alarm which is useless because the anticipation has me awake.

It’s good though I get to chill and have a coffee before all the hurry up and go. A moment of calm.

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This is why I was awake 30 hours from Toronto to Nantes.

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It’s getting cozy as fuck out here.

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