POLL: First love or first WEED you loved?

Do you miss that first strain you loved or the first human that you tried to mate with more?

:evergreen_tree:

  • First weed
  • First romance

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Man I miss that shitā€¦ :sweat_smile: her? not at all :laughing:

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Grows before hoes

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Outta likes.

My first ā€œmatingā€ experience was hardly romance, it was more unadulterated lust.

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Mary Jane is my first love. Dont tell the wife.

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Best poll EVER here on OG.
My first ā€œproperā€ girlfriend (the first one I pushed my man muscle into) I see her every so often but just ignore eachother. Sheā€™s fugly now and a chubby so works for me ignoring eachother :rofl:

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had to change my mind, even though i donā€™t have a favorite strain. i really liked the sour diesel i tried a long time ago but my attempt at capturing that in chem fuego f2s was a big fail.

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Highs before thighs

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We had a huge acid party out at the farm,we hung flyers at school and on telephone poles,at least 400 people came,I bought 1000 hits of purple microdot and flipped 500 in one day for the occasion,no fights,no cops,just a lot of fun and I even had my first mating,it was short and sour and Iā€™m sure my wife will attest itā€™s still like that today.Colombian Gold was the first weed I really got a cerebral rip off of, $60 a sack and you couldnā€™t hide the effects.There was also Colombian redbud which hit hard but it didnā€™t make you ramble nonstop for hours and contemplate everything. Iā€™ll go with weed for the poll.

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What if I tried to mate with the first weed I ever had?

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Interspecies Erotica did you record it for Scentific purposes?You could be on to something and invent a new niche for Pornhub you might be sitting on a gold mine

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Bringing a whole new meaning to donkey dicks. :rofl:

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You should see what I do with Kale.

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Wasnā€™t my first but RKS DEFINITELY!

Iā€™m not at all sure we actually need to see that. If, however, it is put on public display, do we need special glasses (like for 3D movies or an eclipse) to view it?

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View it au naturel, baby.

Just be glad Iā€™m a sexual vegan.

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I voted for weed, but now Iā€™m starting to wonder. I think Iā€™d react the same to either if they appeared in my life againā€¦ that is, Iā€™d try to burn them. Maybe that means I like them equally well? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Honestly? --neither

I most definitely do not miss my first Love, although I still give her due credit for helping me become who i am today.

I donā€™t miss my first weed because I cut my teeth on Mexi brick, and the stuff i have now is LIGHT YEARS ahead of that.

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High school sweatheart sex is far better than the popping & hissing of a missed seed in Mexican brick weed. By the time sinsemilla came to town I had become too ā€˜squareā€™ to enjoy itā€¦you always miss the ā€˜oneā€™ who broke your heart.

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