Scenes from the Shitkicker Shed

Hahahahaha! I’m so into it now I want to see how it finishes. I’m going to have to flop it because it’s so tall and we’ll see what’s up after that. It’s like the two headed calf! Have a bright and lifted day my friend.
Blessings…

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I was just trying some JS it got much better in the jar for me. Those are looking good!!

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I wish I could put it outside! Just set it and forget it and see if I can climb it to the clouds in the fall.

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How cold are the nights where you live?

Here, it’s been in the mid/high 70’s during the day and it drops probably 30°+/- at night.

I have a few plants that have been outside in containers 24/7 for about a week now. They’ve purpled some, but I’m sure they’ll be ok… the new growth in green. They’ll start flowering soon enough… nighttime still lasts a lot longer than daytime does. I’m ok with them flowering on their own… I have plenty going to keep me busy.

Today I noticed the Mulberry trees are starting to bud out since it’s been so nice and warm so early… spring is damn near here!
Do you also grow outdoors, as well as indoors @oleskool830?

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First, @oleskool830, the eagle landed. I’ll have to drive down there and give you a big kiss on the noggin or at least mow your grass. You ever get any males with the CL?

We have a forecast of 68 here today. That’ll be the warmest yet I think. We had a few nice days the last couple of months but it always snowed the next day. We have a forecast of high 60’s for the next ten days… but no moisture in sight. My glaciers on the north sides of buildings will finally melt away today … maybe. If not tomorrow. We had snow on the ground since Christmas. First here in 4 winters so far. It mostly melts except on the north faces…

The wind has been blowing steady for a few days and supposed to again today. We’re going to dry right out after all of that snow this winter. We’re already sinking back into a drought pattern here.

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This last run had 3 out of 7 males!

How are you dealing with the dryness there? I’ve heard the phrase Colorado Crunch more than once.
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of watching a Texas thunderstorm rumble through, we have had several lately. I love them. I sit on my porch with a blunt and some sweet tea just taking in the power of nature and it’s majesty. Whoa… I’m really stoned! Have a great weekend homey!

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My water bill gets high in summer. I want to set up some sort of slow or drip irrigation type of thing for outside this year. Another thing is I want to get shade cloth. Hail storms can be fierce here in the summer and they protect against the intense sun at this elevation. Humidities can be in the single digits in summer and the teens is normal.

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A week or so ago we got down to 29 at night but back up to 65 next day. Lately it’s been in the high 50s at night and low 70s in day time. It’s as good as it gets in Texas.
I haven’t grown outdoors since the 70s. I’m in a shithole prohibition state so outdoors is too hard and dangerous. In this weather I grow as much as I can as fast as I can before hell breaks loose!

Blessings

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I still don’t know what this is. I’m thinking it’s one of @ReikoX’s genetic engineering projects gone wrong. It’s starting to frighten me so I shall kill it before it turns on me!

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Lol…and that it will do​:fire::fire::fire:

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That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard this week. Thank you.:joy:

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I’d like to see what it does. It sure is an interesting one.

On the other hand maybe it needs to be put down like the males with the syringe of death.

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Ya I’d love to see just what the hell that thing is too haha. It’s a very unique plant, it looks fake or something :palm_tree:

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Maybe you could rent it to a doctors office. It would look nice in the lobby. It’s perfect with it’s columnar build. I can see it right next to the end table with the magazines.

Hey! box it up and send it to me. I like messing with the freakazoids. What if it produces a cola shaped like a basketball? You might better re-think this decision. Has it already been flipped? That would explain things if it just isn’t doing anything.

Make sure you leave a note telling the wife where you went, every time you go to the shed from now on… just in case it turns on you.

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I say, call that thing, cousin It, and let it live!

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Yeah, I’m weird that way, too. I’d want to see what the hell it did… if it did.

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It was over 20 days past typical flowering time for an auto. No flower just a plethora of leaves big and small. Put it in flower tent several weeks ago. No bloom at all. I’m frightened of the damn thing. I pulled it out of the tent last night and just set it aside in the shed. Today when I walked in the shed and flipped the green light on…There it was! Scared the living shit out of me!

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I say uppot it to 20 gals and then cross it with Crater Lake. Call it Jurassic Park.

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I have heard of autos that NEVER flower maybe she is one of them. It could make some nice hedges in legal states.

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