YEAH! WHAT HE SAID!! Gotta say. He has you dead to rights, man.
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That does sound like me 
Really? Cause it sounds more like a few guys yelling at Chippendales dancers to “stop being so sexy all the time”…
See above comment 
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aka Where you spent last friday night with your buddies? I know you said you were just being the designated driver, but you were a little too anxious with your homemade sign that said “I LOVE BIG PACKAGES” I thought you wanted to go to Lace or Satin, but when you mentioned Chippendales I was outta there!
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You said, and I quote - “if tonight goes as planned I won’t be able to walk for a week, never mind drive home”. I worry so of course I volunteered to be the DD. I had the sign to be supportive of you but then you saw it and started scream crying “stop size shaming me” and locked yourself in the bathroom for a half hour.
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Man…wtf did I just walk into…
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My advice? To steal a gif from @Slick1, who of course stole it himself…
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I need that gif in reverse for this convo lol
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Better than he walked into!
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Are you talking weed or what!? Heck ! 
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No we’re talking about running backwards through cornfields without pants, what are you talking about?
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Wasn’t talking but following this wacky talk and asking myself, “do they make any sense!?” How are you @Slick1 !? good Friday to you and all!! 
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Uhm… Of COURSE we make sense… LOTS of sense… Ya just gotta be high enough to make sense of our nonsense…
Jeez dude, when you said we’d be doing something different at a meetup, I didn’t expect THAT… I’ll smoke a few bowls on the sideline while you kids have fun with that 
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If we make sense to you then you’re sick in the head too! If we don’t make sense to you than that’s a good sign you’ve lived your life right 
Good Friday to you as well! I’m about to get baked like a potato and see if I can stay awake until bedtime.
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Well said @Nagel420 ! Second that, though my street stuff does not allow me higher plains!
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I’d opt for going downhill through tall grass, on bicycles without any brakes! At the bottom we’d figure it out on how to get away clean!! 
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You didn’t expect a lot of what’s coming. You’re going to walk right into a manbush.
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If I throw some joints, can I distract em all long enough to make my getaway? I’m not really a violent type…
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Or at least wearing tighter whities backwards. With the hole for the pecker in the rear for easy access.
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This is best done after binging taco-tuesdays.
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It need to be changed. Bro!!! @Slick1 ’s kick ass grow. Or !!! Lol You turn Siri off it typing what it wants to. Crazy
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