I’m sure there are many.
But, for married men, take the garbage out. Don’t ask questions on the existential nature of garbage removal, just do it. It will make your life better.
Who’s got one?
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Those who write on Shithouse walls roll thier shit into little balls,Those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of shit
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Rhyming and wisdom do no necessarily coincide.
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But for a good Chuckle it does make
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The more I see ,the less I know that I know. Tom Cochrane
A man only becomes wise when he begins to calculate the approximate depth of his ignorance.
Gian Carlo Menotti
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A happy wife, makes for a happy life! 
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If you run out of toilet paper, use a coffee filter or go for a shower.
For the single man, obviously.
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I have one of those mesh coffee filters.
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I would hate to be that asshole 
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But that’s how you know it’s REALLY clean.
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Wiping with one of those would end up a total mesh
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YIKES 
, that’s really going to hurt 
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You guys are gross
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Correction: an unhappy wife makes for an unhappy life. Just because she does her level best to make you miserable when you don’t do what she says doesn’t mean happiness when she’s not annoying you, though.
My small piece of wisdom, for unmarried men - don’t get married. You can take the garbage out whenever you feel like it, or for that matter turn it into a bokashi bin and let it stink up your bedroom. When it starts to bother you, do something about it, otherwise, you’re free.
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Even if single a little KNF on the counter would be too much for me.
I didn’t say it was a good choice, just that you’re free to make it. 
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You started it
In the interest of marital harmony there will be no decomposing filth on the counter.
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The three rings of marriage, engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer ring 
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If you end up in a hotel room that doesn’t have it’s own shower or toilet, just piss in the little sink they give you. That’s what that is there for. Run the tap to “flush”.