You could dump 6” of gravel in your whole house for the same effect.
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Would 4" of Lego blocks suffice?
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Just have a couple of kids and it’ll happen on its own.
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It’s cheaper to just buy the blocks.
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It’s true you don’t have to feed Lego
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That’s not entirely true. They feed off the bits of flesh they can rip from your feet as you walk. That’s how they reproduce.
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My feet could feed an army of lego.
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Then you’d have two armies!
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I could engage in a land war in Asia and have a shot.
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You can build your own bridge to get there. Just command the Legos to build, and oh boy will they build.
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They don’t have opposable thumbs all the fine detail work would he left to me and I’m not doing it.
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Or you know, don’t add any details? Just a thought. 
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“What are we going to do tonight Brain?”
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I know you’ve been waiting for it.
I know the anticipation is killing you.
So I won’t make you wait any longer.
I present the highly anticipated bath mat update:
Don’t get too excited.
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Something stinky pinky!
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It is indeed still there. Such a good mat.
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I don’t want to get all Aristotle on you but a thing that performs its function effectively is a flourishing thing. The question is what is the function?
My bath mat flourishes.
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And sunscreen too. Low key causes skin cancer. Who knew? Probably the sunscreen manufacturers. If you wouldn’t eat or drink it you probably shouldn’t smear it all over your skin.
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The mat abides
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I know too many guys named Matt and this thread is my revenge.
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