The Bath Mat is Wet Again

If you find it streaming you’ll thank me. It’s on Hulu if that helps.

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I’ll get Mrs Foreigner the pirate to help me.

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Your welcome in advance :wink:

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Montreal certainly is a fun place to go! Great experience. And the food and drink are always incredibly good.
The rest of the province is also nice. :+1:
Beautiful women as well, Montreal is world famous for beautiful women.
The whole province is nice! :+1:
Atlantic Quebec is also nice, red rocks and all.
:peace_symbol::lobster:

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There’s a territory of France in the st Lawrence called st Pierre and michelon that I’ve never been too but it’s sometimes referred to as the last refuge of France in New France.

It’s supposed to be forested and lovely and not touristy but as I said I’ve never been.

Montreal = great town to go to university in

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I drove past the ferry on Newfoundland to it. When I drove by there was no internet connection. So I thought if I go and I don’t have a passport then what? So I stayed in Newfoundland and kept on my way to St Johns.
That’s also a place to go. In fact Newfoundland is! Music and what a party. :tada:.
But the last place for New France man I wish I went? Canadians don’t need a passport. I found out when I was back home in Ontario. :slightly_frowning_face:
The walled part of Quebec Ciry is something else to see.

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I makes sense to me that your internet connection dropped out there. Quaint.

And Quebec City, while I find a bit boring, has some amazing fortifications and structures and castles and all that cool shit.

And they have bath mats.

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Yes they do? In fact they have while bath mats, in the bathrooms I was in, in those parts. :neutral_face:

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Staying at the Chateau Frontenac eh?

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Let’s try to stay on topic please, the mat is not gonna wet itself.

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I wish I lived in Canada, :unamused: I bet you guys can get “Fawlty Towers” all day, every day. :upside_down_face: You also have the best cheese ( except Winnipeg). :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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We all wish you did, @Magu ! We support you.

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That is really nice man. :grin: You guys have been very nice to me. :heart_eyes: Wait. I think I have something in my eye. 🥲 Dont look at me! :sob:

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Hey @Magu I think I might be getting older. I was watching some online poker and I was like damn he raised because he has the diamonds , well he’ll all3 players have diamonds , the flip is all diamonds he’ll I need glasses

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I only need eye glasses to read. I see everything fine until it gets about 1 foot from me. I cant drive at night anymore. I am going blind in one eye because I got kicked in the face when I was 16. :woozy_face:

Great show. Perhaps the best sitcom of all time. I’ve got it on dvd.

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A dvd about Bath Mats? The history and evolution of the bath mats. From ancient Mesopotamia to Modern Times. And if you are in the first 1000 people to buy? You get the uncut version of the French Canadian wet bath mat chronicles.
Subtitles in English of course for the rest of Canada.
Public broadcasting will also be carrying the series coming winter of 2024/2025.
Who knew bathmats were so popular. :grin::rofl::rofl:
:peace_symbol::lobster:

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Destined to become a Canadian cinematic masterpiece of which there are not many. But some.

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They are still excepting applicants for foot models.
Just standing on a dry bath mat with wet feet.
Then they film your feet, or just take still pictures for the DVD cover.
Apparently that’s the spot you want to get?
Even folks that don’t buy the set. Still get a look at your damp feet.
With a wet bath mat underneath them, of course by that time.
100 percent cotton for the all white ones I hear.
Nice on your wet feet cotton is? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
:v::lobster:

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I already made a naked calendar and my feet are in there somewhere.

Also: bath mat wet again. Is there no end to this Sisyphean torture?

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