The Canadian Contingent (Part 2)

Still dripping with blood

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And a 100 dollar bill in each nostril and ear hole.

I actually know a guy who got stabbed in the eye with a broken beer bottle. He was very lucky. The round part of the jagged end went around his eye not in it.

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Let me guess…he was buying milk in a jug?

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We don’t play games about that around here.

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CALM THE FUCK DOWN SOUTHERN ONTARIO!

:sun_with_face:

:new_moon:

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Unbelievable for February.

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Am ready to rototile my snowyard

Bare

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You guys were talking about the housing market recently… here’s why I think it’s so effing insidious.

We’re renovating this historical building… the ad probably read

Incredible historical building 12 bedrooms 6 baths 3 giant stone fire places. Freshly renovated, very well located.
Etc

Let me walk you through that ad and translate it for you.

Historical = rotten to the core

Giant stone fireplace = beautiful but not up to code since 1976, it’ll cost you 20k per fireplace to meet environmental requirements and you won’t be able to use it.

Freshly renovated = yeah we just added a new layer of Gypsum on top of the 2 previous ones to hide the mold. We sold the oak cabinets and put flashy modern cardboard boxes with doors instead

Very well located = youll be stuck in traffic day and night. Enjoy.

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Anybody looking for a career change ?

Might be legit lol

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WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A DECENTLY PRICED ENAIL KIT IN STOCK IN THE LARGEST CITY IN CANADA?!?

:man_facepalming:

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Are you not finding any?

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nothing much under 200$ for a kit.

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also i guess would depend on what your looking for, portable mod style or big older style units

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Yeah, I got a great deal on mine, but that was years ago. I noticed the same issue you did.

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North of tornto carries the dab bot 2.0 for $200 but cmon thats barrie!

:man_facepalming:

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I know someone in Barrie :grin: If you want me to grab it and mail it to you…

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They ship thanks @CanuckistanPete!
t’s just the principle that bugs me yo!

:hugs:

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Edit: In case it wasn’t obvious i’m going :wink:

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Okay was anybody outside about 5 minutes ago and seen the bluish green streak go across the sky?
Never before seen a color like that. It was fairly large.

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Space junk burning up ? Alien :alien: invasion?
Or just too much hash hits. Lol

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