Before i was born, it was known that I’d be fantastic, really great. The best. Any way my Moms wanted to call me Dude Perfect. It was a fine name,but my father thought it was not manly enough. He was a hell for leather dynamite blaster for the zirconia miners. He thought it should be Blaster or Skeletor. So they settled on my current name, which is Dude Fuse. Even in the womb , Dude Fuse had such a nice ring to it. And so i grew into a grown ass man. I stopped my partying and really buckled down to take advantage of the huge job opportunities, which seemed to be everywhere. As it happens , I recieved a callback on a fantastic job opportunity which requires a long vetting process and clarences. So i asked my Moms for my birth certificate to take on my first day of school. Well , , as things go ,it was a disaster. Apparently due to a small oversight on the official document, my name is DUD FUSE !!. Now ive been hired and am being bullied by the younger generation. I need OG help !
There must be Magic truffles under that black plastic 
Bore them to death with stories of the old days.
But you might have to call them dayz to really get the engagement.
Ahh, a technique you seem familiar with…
Did I ever tell you about my 82 miata boy that was a sweet ride.
Just legally change your name to skeletor blaster. Thats a dope name. If you do it, I’ll change my name to Maxxx Manly!
Its not plastic ! Its poĺiesterleyne
Because of the lower job i dont have the money. Whoa is me! Maybe i could get a t-shirt
Start selling bootleg cherry tomatoes on the job site.
Yessss. Thats smart. Just wear ‘hello my name is’ stickers and make your name what ever you want.
I tried it at the border and it worked!
Its hard learning this at my age.
I tried to understand, the more I read the more confused I got. Skeletor is a cool name though. He-man brings me back some decades.
Skeletor isn’t even a real name though it’s like Mr Magik or Bernard.
Unless your name is actually Bernard in which case haha fake real name.
Dude that’s awful, errr, I mean Dud
Bring it in bro, for a big Dud hug.
Youre a good Dud if I say so myself.
“You have to call me nighthawk “ Cheers Dud !!!
Nighthawks make me think of warm beer and cold women.