The quest for unicorn gold!


Ahhh the jar of wonders. I like this mixed bag unicorn batch! Got the stink!

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Looking nice and tasty as usual Mr Joe! Hopefully I can get my poop to look like this. Thats Unicorn Poop btw. :wink:

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hah hah there’s my meme for situations like that :wink:

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Couldn’t have been a perfect image lol

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Tomorrow will probably be hash day for the GMOxDBHP mutant. I’m not promising anything! It was the most radical growth I’ve ever seen with patches that had no trichomes. My future prediction was that it had less of a hash yield than the GOG plant next to it per kilo of buds.

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Reminds me the GOG plants have this really strange feel to them. I’m not sure how to describe it, but they are kind of rubbery feeling with a sticky texture. Can’t wait to crank that hash out hah hah!

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Does gog = goji og?

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Yah they are the Goji OG plants, I think it should yield fairly well. I’ll get a microscopic photo!

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hmmm, you know?


There’s… something here in the image. Wait…hmm yes. Oh… perhaps! Yes… It’s become clearer now. Those stubby trichomes are spherical at 77μm diameter. They don’t have a stalk, and I think they are what is hiding in the cracks between the capitate stalked. So basically what I am doing is throwing them in the trash and only keeping the capitate stalked caps. Interesting.

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OK, pretty soon, it’s on! I just have to finish this coffee hah hah. This is going to be a wild batch, I can feel it in me bones! Got up pretty late today, so we’re looking at an afternoon batch. Then I’ll get back to studying trichomes until the next round.

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hah hah I did my taxes while I was taking a piss, ok time to start work!

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Aaaand this is how it’s going! Spicy smell. It’ll be interesting to see if the hash is any good! There are… so many red hairs… it’s like I’m living in some kind of… ginger hell!

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Decent froth, so it’s not going to be a total fuck up. We’ll see!

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Can we lick the spoon yet

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That’s looks like some great starting material! Can’t wait to see that rosin porn!

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ok I’ll give it this. It was an interesting batch! I mean, look at that.

Hash is a funny color and there’s not much of it. Probably looking at just over a single percentage.

Egads Batman!

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Not much contamination.

Golden waters. Piss water? ehhh…

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I suppose now it’ll be easy for GOG plant to defeat the yield on that thing. I didn’t know when I was making the prediction, that one of them was a mutant.

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Looks real gooey!

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Super goo! I had to pick it apart with the cutter.

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