The Stoner Below Me

Oh my, does neone remember “The Stoner Below Me” from the old OG can we do this again bahah so it is started

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The stoner below me …needs to cut their nails cus they outta control

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True. The stoner below me likes Almond Joys.

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or : is hungover from their halloween party LOL thats me for sure

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well that didnt go well daaamn thnx jellypowered for tryin
the stoner below me doesnt play the stoner below me boom

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give us whippersnappers some instructions. i think i get it.

the stoner below me… isn’t wearing pants.

:evergreen_tree:

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Because it keeps things cool and free, but the stoner below me was caught doing the cup-a-fart then smelling it

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cuz there have been worse things to do while naked at 4am in a Denny 's…

the stoner below me looks like they have a school shooting in them …

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the stoner below me was jus listening to a greenday song

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The stoner below me has multiple cars parked on their front lawn

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because it’s where my family lives… the stoner below me likes watching “Deliverance” on mute

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Just to ogle Burt Reynolds… too bad the Stoner Below Me was caught crying to a Mariah Carey song…

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only because she broke Nick Canon’s heart… the stoner below me makes smoking pieces with catheter tubes

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Only because I have so many laying around. But the stoner below me milks cats.

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because it’s sooo addictive, but so hard to obtain in satisfying quantities… the stoner below me, however, watches judge Judy intently with boxes of tissue and hand lotion

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Because he burnt his hands dabbing and can’t change the channel… the stoner below me locked himself inside his car

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And is furiously trying to make a smoking device from an old soda can to calm down while awaiting assistance from someone to find the keys that are on their lap.

The stoner below me was caught stealing adult diapers by the pallet load.

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… only 'cuz I learned the Canadian cannabis legalization was going to be a sh*t show & I wanted to be prepared. The stoner below me was seen wearing short shorts at minus 40.

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i have to do something to shorten it up, all this tape hurts and is getting expensive… the stoner below me has an terrible obsession with my little pony

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Only because of how little your ‘pony’ really is…
The stoner below me wears nothing but tube socks to the grocer

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