It was at one point.
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…it’s why they call him the choco-shark. 
The stoner below me knows where that booger went.
damn signature 
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Saved into the collection box along with the set of champion sized toenail clippings. For posterity sake.
The stoner below me enjoys the collection of the obscure.
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Like confederate money & plastic fruit, they’re so useful
The stoner below me knows what I’m talking ‘bout
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Sure do, most of the food I eat is plastic and my moneys no good anywhere. But the stoner below me “slipped” in the shower 42 times and ended up with a whole cluster of fake grapes “up there”
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Like a bloody ride in the ambulance and scary anal extraction tools in the ER
The stoner below me scrapbooks old bandaids and used stripper panties
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HEY! Cinnamon told me they’d be worth something someday…
Anyway the stoner below me gargles bong water
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With cheeks filled with bong water and nasty black resin on his teeth
The stoner below me eats cat poop and old gum from under bus station seats
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you gotta do something for your immune system!
the stoner below me steals from the dollar general
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He hides useless stolen trinkets in his sleeves and a hairbrush up his butt
The stoner below me uses old scabs to pay for the bus
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I know the difference between that bus stop and a crab with boobs: ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.
The stoner below me has some seriously interesting observations too
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The dude observes the universe as it expands far and wide
The stoner below me eats only ketchup, with salted slugs on the side
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It makes me invincible
The stoner below me swims on top… in milk 
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The butter his arms churn fills me full
The stoner below me throat sings all night, it ain’t cool
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Maybe not “cool” but definitely resonant!
The stoner below me can’t figure out if that’s an Actual Skunk’s ass or not
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It’s Skunk for sure, really smelly shit
The stoner below me sneezes all night, sending me into a fit
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Maybe you’re an allergen.
The stoner below me is sexually attracted to potatoes.
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He likes them mashed and smashed with his special sour cream on top
The stoner below me bowls overhand
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Ends up being more like a shot-put technique
The stoner below me just burnt their fingers on the roach.
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Because I just can’t get enough!
The stoner below me is chasing the dragon constantly
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