Can’t catch that dragon with a monkey on his back
The stoner below me robs the graveyard to collect rotten teeth
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Those are distinctly separate endeavors, as the teeth are mine.
The stoner below me has teeth to spare, like Julia Roberts
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if the tooth fairy would come for every tooth i’d probably be rich
the stoner below me likes to take a pee in kitchen sinks
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The pee trap does it’s work and the rotten piss smells of ammonia
The stoner below me uses leeches to control his blood pressure
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The stoner below me believes the 1st joint they smoked full of Oregano, got them “blasted” it was so good 
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Oregano on his breath, he thinks everything tastes Italian
The stoner below me burns styrofoam to stay warm in the winter
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You call it Styrofoam, I call it napalm, this shit never goes out!
The stoner below has an oral fixation with overhead lamps
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I don’t know if that’s props or a diss but im man enough to own it.
The stoner below me has a truly sad, heart wrenching story about pooping in the bed, but will probably change the subject
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His sheets are stained with shit and pee
The stoner below me smells bicycle seats, so sick is he
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It was one time…
The stoner below me is smoking on the train
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He smokes other people’s butts he finds in the street
The stoner below me bets only on show tickets to avoid gambling defeat
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Right, and converts wins at 12:1.
The stoner below me thinks he’s above me.
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I win a dollar every single time I don’t play the lottery. Can’t beat those odds.
The stoner below me has the best weed
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The grass is great, but it’s laced with PCP
The stoner below me drinks caffeine to go to sleep.
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Because @Bert stole my weed in 2020
The stoner below me is also ostracized not ostriched for smoking in a yuppity ass yuppie ville. Wtf
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Thats fine I didnt want to smoke with these bougie ass yuppies anyway.
The stoner below me has 24k gold rolling papers but no weed.
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He smokes really good shit he gathered from his dog, all wrapped in gold
The stoner below me polishes his tooth with a dremmel tool
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It’s actually an off brand rotary tool
The stoner below me’s nickname in high school was rotary tool.
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It was only after school that he realized rotary tool is more than just a sex act
The stoner below me wears a jock strap to bed every night
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It’s the only way to contain my massive package.
The stoner below me licks toads.
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