What a funny story Man…
I can honestly say, I have never had such a crazy thing happen to me in my life…
Here I thought Kangaroos were “cute”… Haha. They can be pretty jacked though…When the fk have Kangaroos ever had steroid hook-ups?
K.
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I know got arms and veins any body builder would be proud of, its been hitting the growth hormones real heavy, ripped as fuck lol. Doing a most muscular pose.
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Lol your right… I got beat up by a T Rex deer and survived.
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AHAHAHA How true is that…
K.
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That is a wicked story to tell while at a party…
K.
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YOU were lucky my friend…they be BAD ASS Mamma Jamma’s!!!
Seen one destroy a car door with ONE KICK!!! It could have slit you open like a fortune cookie.
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Yeah it hit me in the solar plexus, lucky I am tall I guess. It it hit me in the chest, it would have smashed a lot of ribs.
Dude…I am still laughing about this story…I will be telling it many times I am sure…On Sid, pissed drunk, and drop kicked by by a Kangaroo…Did your bro laugh his ass off? Or run the other way?..
K.
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He laughed hard, safe inside the car lol.
He stopped laughing, when he realised I was stinking like a skunk lol.
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Expensive is ok, once I catch a squatch I’ll sell that monkey to the zoo
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And the emus, don’t forget the emus lol and that tiger the hippies let loose
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Lol I wrangled emus numerous times… never heard about a tiger though
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Have you ever had an Emu burger before? If not, you are missing out.
K.
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I have had 3 in my life. 2 of which have been in the last 3 years. It’s amazing what you see up there when you take the time to sit and look. 
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Emu burgers are delicious, I loved slaughter days, it meant the boss would give me a bunch of burger
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That’s why i honestly feel I keep seeing them…
I am sure nobody can tell you they were a helicopter etc either…
K.
They are hands down the best burger I have had in my life…This Hawaiian fellow down the road used to make them with honey gram crumbs for binder.
K.
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Twice I was alone but the 3rd most recent time a friend was with me and both were witnessing the same thing. Nobody can tell me what I saw was a chopper etc 
He witnessed one on his own a few months later on a remote lake in Mount baker Washington. He filmed an hour and a half of this multi coloured orb flying over the lake.
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