1 McDonald’s classic fries. These might not even be my favorite but they are really good and they’re straightforward fries rather than waffle or seasoned so they have to go first.
2 Chick Fila waffle fries. These with the cheese sauce are the shit!
3 Arby’s curly fries. The seasoning and the curly together? F’ yes.
4 Shake shack crinkle cut. Already got standard, waffle, and curly/seasoned so crinkly cut needs to be here.
5 Going with Wendys. I hated their old (like 90s) fries but the ones with a bit of skin on them are pretty damn good. This was tough against Popeyes cause those are good when cooked right but most of the time they aren’t cooked right so Wendy’s get it.
9-4-6-2-5 and I just realized they were in that order backwards in the list so I’m wondering if that’s a good sign or a sign that I biffed it 
Not on the list- Mega Fries from Pat’s in south Jersey/MD/Delaware. Fries smothered in wiz cheese and coated in mozzarella and bacon. Nothing compares.