here’s a test of Marry, F*ck, Kill…
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That is freaking hysterical. I bet PETA would shit a brick seeing that fly. Need a recorder of a cat screaming. 
oh shit thats funny
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Could be in the fishing thread… but I don’t fish and we all should be in awe of an 11ft 800 lbs fish so:
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Saw that on the news, 100+ years old. Wow!
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Based on this chart the wealthiest also consume more margaritas.
It does make sense though. Cars, beef, electricity, etc.
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This is now a tie-in post to the rich killing us all:
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People of Walmart are gonna Walmart.
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I have no idea how you turn the oil back into actual coconut either.
But then I never went to chef school…
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Like farting while getting out of an elevator before a big group walks in
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Had a girlfriend use to do that ,she grew up with all boys lol
Nasty did I say ex girlfriend 
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No worse than someone who wears too much perfume.
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Perfume smells nice,
Don’t
Get
Me wrong she was a stunner,she smelt worst than the dog lol she ate way too many veggies all that brewing inside of you
There’s an old Irish saying women have glass asses lol
Lol I could change your opinion on that…
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I’d rather the fart over perfume. The stuff makes my nose bleed. Nextdoor neighbours make side coin by being uber drivers; their cars all smell like dollarama perfume. Fucking nasty.
@anon98660487, my misses has IBS so I tell her to do anything she needs to relieve her pain. So she ripps like a chainsaw weilding hooker on meth. I call them “food ghosts” now to make her smile and I say it’s all okay because it’s not her fault that her hawt butt is haunted.
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That’s cuz it’s dollar store perfume,also use it for killing flys and masking the smell of dead bodies 
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