From my observations… ive noticed most people doing donuts in parking lots are of my age “range” I guess all the new rules have had the desired effect on young drivers. Lol all the more real estate for me and my shitbox figure skating
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This is my definition of being stupid 
. The woman in this story.
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Supernatural is one if my all-time favorites
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what the actual fuck?
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We own a farm and my dad was cutting down a tree and a neighbor lady came running out in her house coat screaming “you’re murdering the trees!!” My dad revved the chainsaw a little louder and said sorry I can’t hear you over my murder weapon of choice. 
my old man is a fuckin beaut!
Then he fell 3 more trees out of spite 
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I really hate what this world turned into sometimes.
She should be committed and evaluated.
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My neighbor 10 yrs ago HEAVILY trimmed back the privet hedge we share with privet growing on both sides of the property line. Top and HIS side only (but the top all the way across). So said hedge now goes from a 9ft privacy hedge to a 3.5ft ornamental bush. AND he did it when I was in Chicago on business, so I had no chance to intervene.
I called him an asshole.
He passed away a few years ago, new neighbors and I both appreciate the 9ft privacy hedge now 
How does one feel raped when your neighbors cut your trees / bushes? Seriously. I was pissed he cut it without discussing with me, but feel violated in any way? Nope. Annoyed, yes, but I knew in 3 years that hedge would be 6-7ft again… God, if you felt raped by THAT, imagine how bad daily life would make ya feel?
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My old neighbour kept assuming property line plants were hers to command. I did what I wanted on my side vs what she demanded. She was a quite the piece of work. Even her husband chose to spend winters away from her in an elder home nearby but she didn’t drive so he knew she wouldn’t visit.
In a way we’re glad she’s dead because her plants seem happier.
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Talk about KARENS!Last year I was fishing at a nearby lake. This guy walks up to me and said “Watch out for the turtles.”
I said, “Ah! They ain’t bothering me.”
He said, “No, don’t catch the turtles. It hurts them.”
I looked at him for about ten seconds, and then said, “Fuck You, I ain’t fishing for turltes, YaPrickYa.”
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And just how does one “watch out for turtles” ?? Not to mention, in 40 yrs of fishing, no turtle voluntarily took the bait, and only ONCE did I purposely have to “fish” a snapper outta a koi pond (no hook needed, he bit down and thats all ya need).
But wait… You shoulda asked him about catch n release. I mean, why does the turtle’s pain mean so much more than the fish’s pain? LOL
And dont get me wrong, I love turtles. But to walk around and tell a stranger that, I just think cream puff… You probably violated him by telling him Fuck You, and ruined his month @BigMike55
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I’m an arborist. Roughly half of the people want the trees and the rest of the green stuff removed and roughly the other half feels raped when you step on the grass 
I often have to deal with both when doing my job.
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I once trimmed my neighbours turtle. He asked for a shave but I didn’t give him one.
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My partner has decided to start making custom OG jewelry and crochet!
Here’s a chainmail & cannabis necklace:
She’s next gonna make a crochet beanie with OG leaf 
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Looks very cool but your model has no head. Or Is it a chair 
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It’s a head wrapped in fabric.
Like Laura Palmer, but fabric instead of plastic… and there is no 
in the coffee maker.
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