Things that make you go Hmmm

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:evergreen_tree: internet wtf?

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Could set up nice indoor and outdoor grows hereā€¦

https://www.rbauction.com/real-estate/elk-island-national-park-ab-2019149

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Purple I believe means grand wizard of the state

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Iā€™ve dropped more than one in foundations thankfully none have shown through LMAO

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How to get a 24hr FB banā€¦
Obviously Zuckerberg canā€™t take a jokeā€¦

The stupidest thing about this is the number of illegal online put dispensary ads Facebook spans up my messages with on a monthly basisā€¦
And no this is not one of my accounts that got bannedā€¦

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^ you tomorrow:

ps facebook is not to be used

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Someone came into my garden last night. Stole my pedal bike (Ā£50 shitter with like 3 gears working and a bent mech hanger) and left me another bike in itā€™s place.

Tick tock you beggy little tramps. I will find you and I am gonna drag you by your feet till I leave your face on the tarmac. K thanks :+1:

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Sounds like the one they left behind was probably stolen too.

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Yes sir I would imagine so. Iā€™m gonna try and get it back to whoever actually owns it. Might be someoneā€™s only method of transport to work. I fucking hate thieves

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Iā€™m not anti-anyone or any-thing.
I like to think I hate everyone and everything equally.
Except thieves. And rock spiders. And politicians. And lawyers. And specialists. And arrogant farks. And lane hogs. And brick layers. And accountants. And coppers. And mincers. And liars. And narks. And mothers that cant raise bread. And dentists. And truck drivers. And pushbike riders. And the walkers that need to lift their elbows to the shoulders. And scientists. And politicians(oops) And righties. And lefties. And vegetarians. And meat eaters. And mouth breathers.
But thieves, I support cutting their farkin fingers off at the elbow.
Sorry if I didnā€™t offend someone. Insert your preference below, Iā€™m not scared to edit!

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Insert my mum In there. You definitely missed that :joy:

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Youā€™re a good bloke. The world needs more like you friend

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Done. Well, maybe weā€™re brothers. I even forgot to put my birth mother in there. Itā€™s been a long day, so I plead stoned. :wink:

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Just need less cunts in the world mate.

Thereā€™s every possibility. Iā€™ve got a full sister on paper thatā€™s half in reality. Cos me mams a shlarrrggggggg :joy:

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Does it have more than 3 gears? :sweat_smile: :bicyclist: :wheel_of_dharma:

:hugging: sorry to hear but glad it was something replaceable

(camera time)

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