I mentioned that my sister worked for the Division of Blind Services to my boss’ wife one day. She replied, “Oh does she know sign language?”
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She doesn’t happen to be blonde does she?
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This had me creasing
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So I met this chick last night, and found out when I put my ear to her Conch tattoo, I could smell the ocean … why is that?
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Carl? Where’s your slingblade?
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I snapped a pic of “4 1/2 MPH” at my local dump wtf.
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ill find my pic… the town I must moved from has a speed limit 12mph sign by a park
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Well, that is because 4.5 mph is exactly 2 m/s! In other words, someone let an engineer print a speed sign.
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