Things that make you go erghhhhh!
Only in Scotland 
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Can think of a few.
Eva green
Helena bonham Carter (if you can look past the weird head)
Lauren Mayberry. (Again in a weird way)
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Jack Whitehall new bird Kate Beckinsale. If he’s managed that there is hope for us all INCLUDING me
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Oh, there are plenty. Cheryl Cole, Liz Hurley, Kate Beckinsale, Keira Knightley, etc.
I’d say as far as the UK goes, Irish women take the cake, overall.
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Cheryl Cole is a fellow Geordie. She was well known for all the wrong reasons even before she became famous. She is a stunner but I’d sooner risk putting my man bits into a wasps nest as I’d likely come out of it with a less painful cock
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Why’d you have to go spoil my spank bank?
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Hey you can’t catch owt from wanking over her
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Only thing I might catch is a slap from the wife. 
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You should be able to read the menu as long as you don’t eat from it I say 
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I agree 100%. The other day I looked at a woman in the store for a few seconds too long.
Ended up hearing about it for hours.
“It was the WAY you looked at her - I KNOW that look !”
OMG it just wasn’t worth the look. The woman wasn’t even particularly “hot”. She just looked really healthy and vibrant. I find that attractive. Fuuuuuck.
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I can’t go into McDonald’s as a cap with a pony tail through the back does it for me 
A heads up. Sunglasses indoors has their advantages even if you do look a little stupid
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I’ve got me one of those 
Still miss Chewin The Fat
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OMG I just had to do a zoom in on that one!
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Jesus Murphy !! Damned Nordic women drive me bonkers.
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