Do you have Netflix in trim jail?
When I start on the first plant, everything is immaculate... when I get to the last one, I'm shaking the scissors at the plant and sobbing uncontrollably, begging for it to leave me alone.
I think the most I've ever had to trim was 6 smallish indoor plants in a month... I cannot imagine the pain you're going through I am sincerely sorry, but the other side of that coin is that you seem to have stumbled across a very large quantity of top-shelf marijuana. Not to alarm you or anything.
I wish you luck, and we'll see you on the other side.