Uncle Sardinebags Incredibly Questionable Pipe Cleaning Tutorial

you will need

  • 30ml alcohol (70% acceptable, 91% preferred)
  • heap of oxiclean
  • plastic bag
  • microwave
  • water kettle
  • touch of courage

the process

  • add shit to bag
  • set microwave for 45s, turn on
  • watch constantly. as soon as the bag inflates, turn it off. if it doesnt inflate in 45s, use 15s increments
  • shake well
  • rinse with hot water

the why

  • heating the alcohol dramatically improves the solubility of the resin
  • the oxiclean acts as a detergent preventing the grim from dissolving off the surfaces and rebonding on new surfaces, once its off its off. it also acts as a light abrasive since it doesnt fully dissolve

the “is this safe” question

  • ya dude, its 30ml of alcohol, youre not going to build sufficient alcohol vapor to cause an explosion

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Have you tried soda ash / soda crystals (sodium carbonate) instead of Oxiclean? Not that I have but I believe it’ll work well too. I use it to ‘deep clean’ a lot of other stuff. And it doesn’t have any other crap in it, like there is in Oxi… Curious… :v:

i havnt but i suspect it would work fine. really the oxiclean isnt doing the “cleaning” its more acting as a mild abrasive and to keep the resin from re-adhearing. i have tried pbw (brewers cleaner). it works better than the oxiclean if only because its unscented. i dont like the fresh smell of oxiclean but my wife does and she does our purchasing. oxiclean is a mild base cleaner but i doubt that ph shift is doing much in this context

I just stick to Epsom salt for the abrasive, and isopropyl alcohol. Either 70 or 91% is fine. And then use cold water to rinse. Cold keeps the resin from “melting” and sticking to other shit.

It seems the cheapest and most natural way I’ve found

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Yep, I like to add citric acid as well.

I put my pipes in a Mason jar of iso and salt

But I always wonder about the fuming and additions to the glass, so I get my face real close to the microwave door while I’m watching for boil.

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Big chunky pickling salt works best out of the salts.

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