The front of my jockies I wear has a pocket right in the dick flap it fits the bottle perfectly right between your junk and thigh it’s like someone was looking out for me lol
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Nice I haven’t used it in a couple years but I heard good things about a couple brands. I think fake pee is the best way. And lol I guess I’d rather the potential boss think I have a Thing for pee
He would probably be praying it was for weed at that point haha boy wouldn’t his face be red
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One time I used these underwear that have a pocket for a cup like a junk protector in sports. Another time I got big girl leggings and wore them under my jeans lol I’m never gonna pee clean unless I’m on probation again
Hahaha sounds like a funny movie scene
I know people that have used it. I had a kit once. Never used it. I drank vinegar once. Turns your pee green. lol
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I drank a lot of water before a preemployment test once to be extra careful. I had taken a couple weeks off and was passing cheap at home tests, so I thought flushing with water would make it a “sure thing”.
It backfired because they could tell I had a low creatine level, and they had to send me for a hair test.
I got a pretty short haircut and spent way too much on some shampoo but got the job.
I also used fake pee that was not hot enough once, despite the thermometer that came with the kit saying I was good to go. The nurse said impossible when reading the thermometer in their cup and that I’d be dead if my urine was this temp. Lucky for me she tore my form up and said come back tomorrow with a new form or you will get fired; she was cool…
Time is the only sure way for me to pass a test now, and a good excuse for a tolerance break.
Lucky for us drug tests are expensive so they are becoming less common as corporations are tightening budgets, and even more common that they omit marijuana from the test altogether.
If it’s all ready been posted sorry but use this
https://www.testclear.com/Urine-Simulation-with-Powdered-Urine-Kit-P13.aspx
It’s real urine that’s been powdered, you just add water and heat. Used it multiple times. Don’t use adulterants, use real urine you know is clean.
Ummm, I don’t have the words. I just can’t, I mean…
This is what they are selling the fake piss as.All the head shops around me all carry this now.I wonder if they label it as a fetish product to get around drug adulterant products being labeled as?This is what quick fix is changing too around here
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I heard the only way for correct temps was to tuck it behind my sack. So I called a clean friend, he peed in a condom, I used string to secure it as well as I could, and off I went. I penguin-walked in the clinic and was so nervous when I was signing that my hands were shaking. She said, perfect temps, you did good! I said I did good at peeing? Haha, I passed though. I will say as far as fake pee goes, a lot will work but unless you have bubbles or foam on top it won’t pass because it is known that fake pee doesn’t have any since it is just mixed water. My buddy used a fake dong setup (can’t remember the brand) that shot out a little forcefully and it did keep some bubbles on top which he passed with for his job.
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most jockey underwear has a small pocket in front of your balls thr bottle fits right in it put it with the heat pack facing in the outside the other side to your junk and you can’t even see it I had perfect temperature and I got the job no whizzinator rubber Weiner to lug around bonus
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Last time I had to take a piss test I bought some “fetish pee” from the smokeshop, heated it to temp with glove warmers and my junk and got hired. Literally smoked a joint on my way to the temp agency.
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The fake piss I get from smoke shops here is called “monkey wizz” and it looks just like quick fix with different packaging.
Been strapping a bag of piss to my leg every day for a month now. Never know when the hall or my company is going to have me tested, good times.
Hoping their policy follows the recently passed laws come next year.
FJB and his boy.
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Just reading through the thread.
If your on probation they also test for the kits to trick the test.
Clear urine is a problem at probation and even with some jobs. Always take a b complex for color when your drinking a lot of water
Yes Sir, that would be one of them. Today though, it holds as much weight as a water pistol. 
Sorry I lost my train of thought having a pudding cup and waiting for Jill to change my depends.
It is possible to pass a hair test, I did it to get into marathon oil refinery.
I can give more details in a PM if needed.
Also remember to take some creatine if you are using the water method.
If it looks too clear, they will/should test for creatine.
If you use fake urine make sure the temp is right.
Hand warmer can be too hot, if things are not against your body they could be too cold.
Good luck to those that need this.
Shag
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Hey all,
My overthinking is getting the best of me… anyone use synthetic urine in 2023 for preemployment drug test? What were the results and which brand did you use?
I may have an opportunity with someone that works with the gov so unfortunately it sounds like they test for thc even though it’s legal in my state.
Thanks for any input!
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