Weed Lyrics for Common Songs

[Sebring]

I know, you came here to see weed lyrics, as the title would have you believe and that will ultimately be a reality, but first I need your help in creating them!!

I have a couple buddies that sing Charlie and The Chocolate Factory songs to beer lyrics. I’ve tried joining in, but as they aren’t weed lyrics my heart is never into it enough to join them in singing. They’re willing to sing whatever lyrics we come up with, so I’d like to collaborate on writing some. Weed lyrics to other classic songs are welcome too.
Below are the lyrics for each tune and I’ve fixed the thread so it’s a wiki (YOU can edit it too).

“Weed Man” draft
Who can take a blunt, sprinkle it with hash
Cover it in resin and roll it in a flash
The weed man, the weed man can
The weed man can ’cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

Who can find the hype,
Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry–lemon pie
The weed man?
The weed man, the weed man can
The weed man can ’cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The weed man, Willy Wonka can, the weed man can
The weed man can ’cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
‘Cause the weed man thinks it should

“I’ve Got a Golden Ticket” draft
I never thought my life could be
Anything but catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me
‘Cause I’ve got a golden ticket
I’ve got a golden twinkle in my eye
I never had a chance to shine
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly half the world is mine
What an amazing thing
‘Cause I’ve got a golden ticket
It’s ours, Charlie
I’ve got a golden sun up in the sky
I never thought I’d see the day
When I would face the world and say
Good morning, look at the sun
I never thought that I would be
Slap in the lap of luxury
‘Cause I’d have said it couldn’t be done
But it can be done
I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless, it’s there that I’m
Shortly about to be
‘Cause I’ve got a golden ticket
I’ve got a golden chance to make my way
And with a golden ticket, it’s a golden day
Good morning, look at the sun
‘Cause I’d have said it couldn’t be done
But it can be done
I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless, it’s there that I’m
Shortly about to be
‘Cause I’ve got a golden ticket
‘Cause I’ve got a golden ticket
I’ve got a golden chance to make my way
And with a golden ticket, it’s a golden day

“Pure Imagination” draft
Come with me and you’ll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you’ll see
Into your imagination
We’ll begin with a spin
Trav’ling in the world of my creation
What we’ll see will defy
Explanation

{Refrain}

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world, there’s nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you’ll be free
If you truly wish to be

{Refrain}

There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you’ll be free
If you truly wish to be

"Hot, Hot, Hot" draft
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
EE-Yessa Ha-ha
Ee-yes girls

Who’s got the fire? I got the fire, smoking pot, pot, pot
Go tell your friends, we’re getting higher smoking pot, pot, pot
What to do - On a night like this
Music sweet - I can’t resist

We need a party song - A fundamental jam
So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot – Feeling hot hot hot - oh Lord
(me la la la lum bum bum)

See people rocking – Hear people chanting – Feeling hot hot hot
Keep up this spirit – Come on let’s do it – Feeling hot hot hot
It’s in the air - Celebration time
Music sweet - captivate your mind

We have this party song - This fundamental jam
So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot – Feeling hot hot hot - Oh Lord
Ha-ha

Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
EE-yes girls
People in the party - hot hot hot
People in the party - hot hot hot

They come to the party know what they got
They come to the party know what they got
I’m hot – You’re hot – He’s hot – She’s hot
I’m hot – You’re hot – He’s hot – She’s hot
(Real hot) – (Real hot) – (Real hot) – (Real hot)H a-ha-ha - Oh Lord

How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)

(Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)
(Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)

{repeat & fade}

[Jetdro]

LMAO!!! 20 times

[anon58740919]

I’m game for this. Notepad and pen at the ready

[toastyjakes]

This seems familiar and I remember it being fudgin amazing!!! @TrevorLahey

[anon58740919]

Yeah boy…I’m glad I can partake in this one and get lyrical myself though lol.

[SeymourGreen]

I always wanted to do a parody of Buster Poindexters (David Johansson from the new york dolls) hot,hot,hot. All I have so far is " who’s got the fire? I got the fire, smoking pot, pot, pot. Go tell your friends, we’re getting higher smoking pot, pot, pot". If you know how the tune goes, try and come up with some more lyrics. Maybe we can make a hit and get rich lol!

[cannabissequoia]

This is basically how my brain operates anyway… no sweat. Porn would be the other mode.

When the synapses line up right I’ll post one.

[cannabissequoia]

OK. I started one you guys finish or help out…

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O-ver-Grow you got to let me know
Should I smoke or should I grow?
If you say that you got Kind
I’ll be here till the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I smoke or I should I grow

[Verse 1]
It’s always Teeee, Aaaayyyych, Seeee
You’re happy when I’m ro-lling 'deez
One J is fine and if it’s black
That shit will hit me like some crack
Hell come on and let me smooooke
'rolled that J so now let’s smoke

[Chorus]
Should I smoke or should I grow now?
Should I smoke or should I grow now?
If I grow there will be bubble
And if I’m dumb there will be trouble
So come on let me toke

[Verse 2]
This Rosin pressin’s buggin me … This indecision’s bugging me (Esta indecisión me molesta)
If you don’t want me, set me free (Si no me quieres, librarme)
Exactly whom I’m supposed to be (Dígame que tengo ser)
Don’t you know which clothes even fit me? (Sabes que ropa me “quedrá”?)
Come on and let me know (Me tienes que decir)
Should I cool it or should I blow? (Me debo ir o quedarme?)
Split

[Chorus]
Should I stay or should I go now? (Yo me enfrío o lo soplo)
Should I stay or should I go now? (Yo me enfrío o lo soplo)
If I go there will be trouble (Si me voy va a haber peligro)
And if I stay it will be double (Si me quedo sera el doble)
So ya gotta let me know (Me tienes que decir)
Should I cool it or should I blow? (Tengo frío por los ojos)
Should I stay or should I go now? (Tengo frío por los ojos)
If I go there will be trouble (Si me voy va haber peligro)
And if I stay it wil be double (Si me quedo será el doble)
So ya gotta let me know (Me tienes que decir)
Should I stay or should I go?

[Sebring]

Wow, that is IMPRESSIVE!!!

[cannabissequoia]

I dunno man… I may have to go back to ‘Mary had a little Bud’ level

[Jetdro]

“should I cool it or should I blow” …LMAO!!!