What A Great Name For A Brand of Cannabis

We’re trying to come up with a great new name for new brand of cannabis. But it has to be more about the quality and not just about high THC nor about bag appeal…it’s a hundred percent about how well it was grown and the painstakingly extra care into creating the perfect environment and growing conditions. Its a brand that might hopefully become synonymous with the very best high-end flower for aficionados and the rolls Royce of cannabis.
This new brand will have most of the top strains but grown expertly in the best terwoir with the best inputs.
What would you name that new brand.

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Best piece of advice is to make up new word. If you plan to be around a while you don’t want to run into 5 other “bordertownbuds” that all have more money than you.

Think companies like xerox or kleenex.

Look at synonyms for concepts that resonate with YOU.

terroir is French. Maybe there’s something there… Tare the scale… terroir.

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T.H.C - Top Horticultural Cannabis

Truly Hallowed Cannabis

Did you get that from googling what the hell terwoir was like I did? :laughing:

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Had a hell of a time figuring out how to spell it :laughing:

I honestly would stay away from anything that directly associates you with weed. It makes simple business tasks much harder than they need to be. (Going through it now).

Friends in the industry with common names can maneuver through the banking and regulatory world a lot easier IMO

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You could name yourself Terwoir. :wink: If the product is good enough, the name won’t matter. If it’s not, the name won’t matter either.

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Man, that’s genius!!!

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Maybe don’t go with a ‘creative’ misspelling of something, :joy:

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Five Star Fire…FSF?

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People don’t want weed named after hungry old Greek broads! They want names like ‘Mustang’ and ‘Cheetah’, vicious animal names!

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Crafty affi(afficianado) gardens

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No you’re stupid.

Phew, good argument. I’m tired after all that cleverness.

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Quality speaks for itself…then they’re Is hype and marketing lol

Edit
I Misunderstood question.

Not very clever my self lol

The best names are ambiguous. Like 437 genetics. I just made it up and it can mean anything.

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I wonder if pesticide warlock is related to westcoastcroppers/peg etc.

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Yes. Same person.

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The guys a clown😅

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Professional Grower Relation Specialists.

You could just call it PGR Specialists for short though.

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Perfect toke
“Feel the warm embrace of a perfect toke”

Boomerang horticulture
“You’ll keep coming back”

Munchies erudite
“10% off at your local pizzeria”

Stare at the fridge co
“I bet there’s food in there”

:wink: :joy:

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Of course if you want guaranteed success, name your company after a weirdo symbology cultists false god or some shit

Examples to come…

“AcqWired taste”
" An acquired taste is an appreciation for something unlikely to be enjoyed by a person who has not had substantial exposure to it. It is the opposite of innate taste, which is the appreciation for things that are enjoyable by most persons without prior exposure to them" wiki

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