LMAO!, I hear you, both of you. Only since moving to a legal state a few years ago do I find lost jars of old buds. I never thought I'd have so much smoke that I lose track of it, heh. That was never the case for all of the 45 years before that, lol.
Now, I'm just trying to grow as many different strains as I can to catch up on all the lost time. I want to have tasted and grown as many good ones as I can. It's fun trying! My seed stash is starting to get way ahead of my production. I never ever thought I'd have that problem. It's one of the most awesome things about the internet... hobby forums, and weed ones to be clear! I went from 3 years ago and only my unidentified bagseed to now, with the variety changing monthly. It's so fun trading and then you find out there is no end. You can never collect them all, but somehow, you feel compelled to try.
The good side is I'm able to gift a lot of bud to friends and that feels good. I wish I had all of this 35 years ago. I could be rich. I am now, but only in bud. No need to try and be greedy. I thought I'd never see the day we could grow and smoke so freely.
ooops! my bowl went out... peace