We were running out through the football field toward another field in gym class. I was talking to a friend while jogging and not paying attention I somehow ran into the field goal post. It was padded, but my pain was the entire class laughing at me.
But then a week later a kid got a boner and didn’t properly utilize waistband technique and my sin was forgotten.
A lifetime of embarrasment, but that one sticks out as noteworthy and is actually funny and not sad lol.