What's your most embarrassing moment?

[Cbizzle]

My uncle use to get all the boxing pay per view fights back in the 90’s- early 2000’s. There was a bunch of people over there for maybe Tyson v Holyfield I think it was. I see an open seat, an antique looking dining chair is what it looked like. I go to sit down and this f*cking thing disintegrates and before I know it I’m just sitting on the floor on a pile of sticks. This was the most hilarious thing anyone had ever seen it seemed. Another one…I was taking a micro bio class that was packed with nursing students. I might have been the only male (didn’t mind that at all). So I’m wearing a wool sweater and apparently when I reached near the bunson burner my sweater caught fire. I didn’t know but I see my lab partners eyes just get real wide and I look down to see the flames jumping around my sweater as each individual sweater booger goes up in flames. I jump up and start patting myself and dancing around. A few seconds of that and I just rip the sweater off and throw it on the ground. I look up and the ENTIRE CLASS has frozen in time as they stare silently at me. As soon as I look up to see this the most uproarious laughter erupts. I’m pretty sure I saw tears and a few people couldn’t compose themselves for the remainder of class. I was beet red.