didnt get high here but… got pulled over one night after a night of shall we say indulging ona few adult pastimes 
anywho he pulled me over …i had a empty marlboro box in my jacket pocket …the cop knew me and cuffed and stuffed me …then he went back to my van and did a very thuro search took him a few minuets … while he was doing that some how and i dont know how to this day cuffs behind my back i was able to get in my jacket pocket and get ba bud of weed out and 1/5 of toot i stuffed the weed back between the seat and ate the toot paper and all. he wanterd me to do the alfabet that awsnt happening as i was numb from my lips to my stomasch by that time when we got back to the station …mind you thia is a small town and no one was there at that time of night except the dispatcher. he searched me when we got to the station. all i ahd was the marlboro box with a rolled up $1 bill and a single edge razor blade. he asked why i had these items i told him well… ya know ya get drunk and roll up a bil blah blah blah. he made me blow a breathalizer and it came up like .01 or .02 well below anything . then he said “i thouhht you said you wer drinking tomight” i said yeah i had a nice ice cold henieken at around 6 last night with dinner and at this time it was about 2 AM . he seemed a bit aggravated that he couldnt find anything and the only thing he could charge me with was a suspended liscence. he did how ever give me a personal bond that would cost me $15 which i didnt have and neither did he . so i callled the person i was paetying with the night before andn had her bring me $15 . then as we were leaving i told her to stop the car so i could go back and get my weed because it was some very very very good sensi bud i went back got my weed and bolted. a few years later i did tell him exactly what happend. if i remember the fine back then was $25 for sus liscence
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