My wife decided to go on a diet after all the holiday eating,
I caught her today eating a chocolate muffin and drinking bottle of water to wash it down,
I felt bad for the muffin the death it had,should of been washed down with some whole milk
Rest in peace chocolate muffin you’re in a better place
I think I’m already in trouble for just reading this Oh-So Taboo post…
I’m about to riot in the streets over this unwarranted death.
The only thing you need to know about diets are the first three letters of that word.
Had to be scrolling deep to find this thread! 
Just eat more oyster mushrooms.
I stick to celery and pineapple
I haven’t eaten in 3 weeks.
Keep going.
I broke down and ate a celery stick
Goddammit. If only I would have seen your post 14 hours ago. Maybe there’s something I could have done.
I feel like I was a temptation.
I’m moving on to cardboard because it has less calories.
Everyone knows celery has negative calories.
Cardboard is good fiber too!
Stupid amazon thinks I’m ordering products but really I’m after their boxes.
Haha. Idiots, sending you all that free food
You sure are pulling one over on them!
On an unrelated note, I’m always happy to pay shipping to receive unwanted Amazon box fillings.
I haven’t been to the grocery store in 3 years.
But you can’t eat those little air pouches. Trust me, I know.
