I am sick of cold damn snow ! So I want to introduce you to my favorite holiday that happens every spring. World Naked Gardening Day. It happens on the first Saturday of May every year. I expect everyone to participate. 
Remember that is May 4, 2024.
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Everyday is naked gardening day when you grow indoors!
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I, for one, am naked. But im not going to do any gardening.
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I am sure @Pigeonman has this day circled 
on his calendar 
! 
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Better see at least 1 set of butt cheeks!
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I stopped celebrating this holiday. It’s a holiday made up from bored housewives looking to gawk and setup lemonade and baked goods for sale in my yard…
i never once got a drink or a brownie. They just point and giggle…
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This is totally way better than Cook Bacon Naked day by far
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Cooking Bacon Naked hurts like hell
Just saying, like a new sudden Dance-move for sure
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@OhNo555 everyday is naked gardening day!
I need to intimitate the males into dropping more pollen and the females get all swolen and sticky with the free show.
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I knew your post was coming, very funny 
as alway. Glad to see you doing what you do best!
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I forgot to tell you that the Master of Ceremonies will be our own @Maddawg . And there is a ritual dance we must do.
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I’m not doing a ritual dance but I’ll ring a bell or a triangle or something.
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hahaha I’ve done it shirtless and that’s crazy enough for me. “no it’s not herpes it’s bacon grease!”
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and maybe outdoor, depending on where ya live…
We have all seen your calendar.
I’m scared to think about how you are going to ring that triangle…
Oven baked/air fryer is the preferred method in said conditions.
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Why a metal rod of course get your mind out of the gutter.
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That’s what I was afraid of.
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We better see the pictures. Oh and the plants.
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I hope that everyone knows what poison ivy looks like. 
Or else you will be doing this.
@Magu at the bus stop
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