Would You Rather... 🤔

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Let’s play the “would you rather…” game. If you’ve never played it or heard of it before, it’s very easy. I’ll show you:

Would you rather have celery stalks for arms or bananas for feet?

OK, now it’s your turn. You can give answers for the “would you rather” questions, post your own question(s), or both. Oh, and please try to come up with your own original questions.

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If I had banana peels for feet I’d always be late and injured so I go with celery even though I hate celery

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Nanners fir feet. Would you rather be a super hero with powers. Or a immortal.?

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Would you rather be buried or cremated while still alive…

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I hadn’t thought of that! :laughing: I was thinking about wanting the bananas for feet because I could still use my arms and hands, which I would need to keep growing and maintaining my gardens. I’d just use a wheelchair to avoid squishing my feet :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Oh, and I’d rather be buried alive than burned alive. Not even close.

Super hero with powers. I definitely wouldn’t want to live forever with the way things have been going!

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Would you rather think of me in the shower, or think of me while in the shower?

My arms are all meat, bananas for feet.

I’d sooner take the cremation, although my super power would be the ability not to get trapped in a casket.

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I’m afraid to admit I do both of these things at the same time…

/answer fail

:joy:

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Nice answer :wink:

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Would you rather be locked up in Angola Prison for one year and be paid a half million US dollars upon your release, or locked up in Angola Prison for 5 years and be paid $10 million US dollars upon your release?

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I’d rather go to Angola prison than prison in Angola.

I could maybe do 1 year but not 5 years…

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Would you rather have a nipple for a dick or dicks for nipples… all in existing sizes…

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I think this is called a pipe nipple

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Assuming the nipples and dicks must be from humans…I mean, it has to be dicks for nipples, right? At least you could find a way to cover those up, but there is no fixing what a nipple-sized dick would do to a man.

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Classic dick nipple confusion

@smokenhike

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Would you rather have a garbanzo bean or a chickpea on your face :thinking:

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Plus… if you find a few chicks that like to party… well hot damn

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100% dicks for nips

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You fuckong wierdo

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Hahaha suck my dick nips or would that be nip dicks

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Would you rather get fired from subway a week before shipping off for the army over video evidence of you doing cocaine off the prep table, or leave on good terms with the boss for a future employment reference?

Guess which one I chose :joy:

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