You may be a stoner when ……

You walk into the garage with purpose, forget it and walk back into the house, remember it, walk back out to the garage, see your bong and think, “Well, that’s gotta be the reason I came out here.” Rip it, go back inside sit down on the couch and zone out for a half hour before remembering, you needed meat from the freezer in the garage for dinner… well shit.

Oh look! My bong!

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